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Friday, April 27, 2007

hey yo...
Im finally back on land.
udah sekian lama gak liat land ama cewek2 manis tentunya...
hehehe...
skarang lagi di office.
Lagi sibuk ngurusin kerjaan yang tertunda karna gw brangkat ke India ama kerjaan dari Diving side yang baru mo mulai Equipment Hierarchy nya...
duh...
telat deh...

Just went to KR's blog.
and dia nulis tentang regrets.
Mungkin ntar aku bisa juga nulis yang sama.
mungkin sekarang dia lagi kek gw yang lagi males nulis...
Karna kerjaan gw buanyak pak...
huhuhuhuh....
till then..

Fired rapping at 4/27/2007 12:35:00 pm

Saturday, April 21, 2007

alo...
gw balik lagi nih...
hehehehe...
karna lagi agak banyak kerjaan makanya uda sore baru gw ada waktu buat cuap2 dikit...

Ni hari back stabbing terjadi lagi nih...
anjrit...
kalo uda stuck di satu kapal ya baek2 aja ama orang2 smua nya knapa seh...
beneran dah...
ada aja...
ngomongin orang gak ngerti kerjaannya sendiri itu namanya jelek2-in orang itu donk...
kalau system offshore disini kalo gak naik lagi atau gak dipanggil lagi berarti dipecat...
gak da istilah pesangon atau paid leave...
gak kerja gak ada duit...
jadi kalo uda jelek2-in orang maksud lo apa?
Lo mo ngambil posisi orang itu?
udah....kerja-in aja kerjaan lo sendiri...
kalo gak puas atau ada kerja orang lain yang gak bener langsung ngomong ke orang itu donk....
biar bisa di-benerin sama2...

dodol orang2 disini ini....
memang orang2 kayak kita dikutuk kali ya...
hahaha...
katanya kalo uda lo kerja Offshore uda bakalan susah lo dapat kerja diDarat...
gw gak bakalan mau denger itu kata2 sampah...
hehehee...
gw masih mau kerja diDarat donk...
apa lagi kalo uda nikah ntar...
"I will not leave you Honey! Don't worry..."
hehehehe....
sekarang gw sering gangguin orng2 yang udah nikah tapi istri nya ditinggalin berbulan-bulan...
hahahaha
capek2 nikah tapi istri dianggurin aja dirumah...
hahahaa....
moga2 gw gak kemakan perkataan gw ndiri ya...
doa'in donk gw dapat kerjaan enak and gaji besar diDarat sono...
hehehe....

Udah ahh....
gw mo naik ke dek buat jalan2...
lagian ini weekend...
EPL day bung...
See ya...!!!

-=Out=-

Fired rapping at 4/21/2007 07:31:00 pm

Friday, April 20, 2007

Hey...
This is bits and pieces of my life here ON-BOARD DLB-264...
DLB = Derrick Lay Barge...

Here you go...
*Warning. Quite a long post

07 April 2007

Morning:
Woke up at 8.30 today, bit tired from watching EPL Easter Friday last night. Everton Vs Fulham turned out to be a good one (for the toffees that is. Didn’t realize that it was already 2plus, I should have crashed to bed an hour earlier mate.

I finally drag myself out of bed at about 9. “Another day in the hell”, bit tired of this mono life. Start my day early in the morning, went for my branch, switch on my laptop, read some mails, news and playing some games, while sipping on my morning coffee.

Didn’t do much for the rest of the day, the only concern for me if there is any problem with the system or the job that is scheduled for the day turn out not synchronized or no equipment present in the barge. Other than that I’m a Barge Computer Repairman. Like what I always joke I can open-up a computer repair centre on the barge and will have quite a niche market here. LOL

Afternoon:
Just finished my bowl of instant-noodle. It’s becoming like my everyday trade in here. Maybe because I’m bored of the food they cook on-board.
Changed my globalind password to ‘farhan84’. unsuccessful
Current activity: Playing Bejeweled.
Still playing bejeweled, while chatting in MSN
Making my way to gym.
MSN Status is right back.

Evening:
Went up to admin office, to check on the crew movement list and talk with Mudin.
Dinner time… still damn bored with the food.
Took a cup of chocolate ice cream and proceed to TV room to watch Chelsea Vs Spurs game. 1-0 to Chelsea, Carvallho scored the only goal.
Back in office to check mails and MSN.
Up to cabin to watch remaining EPL and snooze.
-=Out=-

08 April 2007 (Weekly headache)

Morning:
Woke up at 8.00
Went for morning investment and wash face @ around 8.20

Watch TV.
Went down to mess room to eat.
Belated Easter celebration fiesta.
Ate Salty Beef Satay, turkey and fried rice.
Took a can of sprite.
Went to office to check mails, news and surf the net. ‘Man United lost 2-1 reverse to Portsmouth @ Fratton Park.”

Afternoon:
Work: edit main hoist engine maintenance schedule, prepare list of job scope for 264 CMMS Admin, change maintenance schedule for AC&DC engines and generators schedule.
Went to gym for 2 set of repetition.
Visit to toilet and admin office to see Mudin.
Back in the office, surf the net and kill time.

Evening:
Play bejeweled again, play some snooker in my laptop.
Its almost 1800 hrs. I better go for dinner b4 they clean up the galley.
Bloody hell of a bored dinner again.
Can’t ask much more than this though.

Welcome to India.
Did 2 repetition of biceps and triceps.
Playing games and surf through NS5 for problems.
Playing Championship Manager
Another gym visit
Check mails and tidy up office table.
Went up to cabin.
Watch “the Kid” and music channel before sleep.
-=Out=-

09 April 2007

Morning:
Headache gone.
Woke up @ 6.45 and snooze for a bit
Drag myself out bed at 8.45
Shower and put on my coverall
Watch 1^st half and some of 2^nd half of Milan Vs Munich repeat telecast match on Ten Sport TV.
Went to see Mudin and talk for a bit.
Had my Branch.
Went down to office,
Check mails and news.
Surf the net.
Change my globalind password to ‘farhan84”. Successful

Afternoon:
Played bejeweled.
Surf the net.
Do some editing in the 264 NS5.
Reply to mails.
Talk to Willie and discuss equipment list.
Visit the toilet and Mudin.
Eat early dinner @ 16:45
Back at office to continue with equipment details update from Willie.
Play Bejeweled

Evening:
Went up to see Mudin and watch a bit of Portsmouth Vs Watford match if its still showing.
Visit the gym for 1 round of practice.
Watford 4 – Portsmouth 2
Newcastle 0 – Arsenal 0
Came back to office and finish up work and tidy up table.
Went up to cabin, shower, watch TV and sleep.
Charlton 0 – Reading 0

10 April 2007

Morning:
Wake up @ 7.45
Drag myself to shower @ 9
Mess Room to eat.
Straight to office
Work: Edit Gerrit’s Yard Equipment Inventory and change Engineering Equipment list a bit.
Surf the net, check mails, news, chat in MSN and TV schedule.

Afternoon:
Championship Manager
Play Bejeweled
Went to toilet and see Mudin.

Had Milo in mess room and talk to Alam.
See Willie and verify electrical problem in NS5.
Talk to Kok about Equipment List checking progress.
Continue editing 264 NS5 Database.
1 rep workout in gym.
Went up to toilet, see Mudin and had dinner.

Evening:
Played Bejeweled.
Continue working on the equipment explorer for 264 NS5 database editing and installation.
Continue playing Championship Manager
Answer Email from Carlyss.
Do work a bit
1 rep in Gym
Went up to cabin about 11 pm
Shower and gear up for Man United Vs Roma match.
Then sleep

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

alo...
damn boring...
banyak banget kerjaan hari ini...
heezz...
pagi2 buka email smuanya kerjaan...
mending gak buka email dah ni hari...
hehehe...
well skarang lagi compile list of equipment standard job yang dormant and can be deleted...
ntar lah liat gmana...
gw uda start seh dari kmaren...
cuman baru buat di jadiin equipment list and bukan buat dormant list...
yang baca jangan bingung...
hahaha
ni kerjaan gw....

ada satu asisten gw di kapal 264 ini...
orang India itam banget...
bukan diskriminasi orang India sehh...
tapi emang item banget...
hahahaha...
udah item mengkilap (shinning) lagi...
hahhaha
seakan itu aja gak cukup buat jadi bahan kejelekannya dia...
bajunya dia juga gak pernah diantar cuci...
tinggal taroh diluar and ntar diangkat ama laundry boy aja gak dicuci...
bayangin tuh bau nya...
uda itu kaos kaki ama kolor (seluar dalam) gak pernah dicuci juga...
kebanyang gak tuh...
kurapan jadi tu bagian bawah...
hahahaha...
sekarang kita suspect jangan2 dia gak pernah mandi juga...
hahaha...
temen sekamarnya dia yang org malaysia udah ngungsi...
gak nahan beliau...ampe pake nangis2 sgala...
heez...
mana kalo kerja duduknya disamping gw lagi...
pala gw ampe pusing neh nyium baunya satu hari...
ampun...
sembari gw ngetik ini (iya gw bisa gak liat monitor kalo lagi typing)
gw liatin dia lagi garuk2 bagian bawah...
hihihihihihi...
beneran kurapan kale...
huhuahuahuahuhauha...
god damn...

mudah2-an masalah ini gak lama lagi bisa diatasi ama Safety Officer and Medic on-board...
dulu pernah ada kejadian gini jg...
itu orang sampe dipulangin alias dipecat...
abis gak ada yang mau sekamar ama dia...
trus mau taruh dimana???Di Helicopter Deck???
gak mungkin donk ntar ada kecelakaan chopper lagi karna pilotnya gak bisa megang control gara2 nutup idung karna baunya...
hahahaha....

seharian gw keringatan karna ruangan panas...
pintunya gw buka abis bau...
hahahah...
jadi AC diforsir ampe pooll...
kasihan tu AC...
hahahaha....
kerja keras smuanya...

udah ah...
udah jam setengah lapan disini...
kalo di WIB udah jam 9pm and di Singapore udah jam 10 tentunya...

NB: skarang dia lagi ngupil and korek2 telinga (gatel kale gw omongin)
hahahaha

-=Out=-

Monday, April 16, 2007

Its been a looong time man...
Okay first of all I'm now on-board a barge in the India water...
Near to Mumbai High Field...
On-board a Global Industry Asia Pacific DLB-264...
DLB = Derrick, Lay Barge...

I'm working now as NS5 CMMS System Coordinator...
I'm in-charge of 3 Barges (DLB-264, DLB-332 and DB-Seminole) and also our Batam Yard.
This system is for their Maintenance Works...
As the CMMS stands for Computerized Maintenance Management System...

Will be here for another 6 days I hope..
Will be going back to Singapore and then Batam...
No plan for time-off yet...
Will see...
My plan is to take a whole month long vacation during late fasting month and Syawal...
Hopefully I can do my calculation right and get into a correct schedule for it to happens...

Change of Language...

Skarang uda hampir 2 bulan masuk kerja..
21 Februari kmaren mulai...
jadi rencananya ntar mo ambil off sebentar...
Balik ke Tg. Pinang and liburan ke Jakarta and Bandung...
Mo shopping dikit... udah lama banget gak ke Bandung...
Skalian kalo sempat mo kerumah yg di Jakarta...
Rumah baru euy...
Biarpun nyewa...
hahahaha....
mudah2-an mendingan buat 2 adik-adik kuh tercinta...
Ke Bandung jg atas undangan orang2 sekantor...
mudah2-an umi ngizinin...
but we'll see...
doa-in ye...

skarang mo udahan dulu...
mo sign-off trus mo naik ke cabin buat istirahat...
uda males kerja kalo udah ingat pulang ke darat aja...
hehehhe....
lagian skarang uda ada asisten jadi semua kerja biarin aja buat dia...
hahahaha....
lagian yang susah2 uda dihabisin dari kmaren...
siapa suruh kantor lelet...ngantar orang baru hari gini...
mana gw udah capek nunggu sebulan lebih...
damn...
and ditambah lagi pas Superintendentnya botak geblek...
kayak anak kecil
apa yang di-omongin gak bisa dipegang...
pas kebetulan dimarah ama boss dia malah gw yang disalahin...
emang sih gw yang ngelapor...
itu juga karna dia gak mo cooperate...
tinggal satu2 ini barge yang gak bikin Maintenance and Report tentang Wire Rope...
malu-maluin gw aja...
sekalian aja gw lapor ke boss gw...
hihihiihih....
dimarah dianya...
soalnya boss gw directly di bawah Vice President...
hahahaha...
great...
tadi gw ketemu ama dia di Galley...
gw say helo dia malah buang muka...
taiiiikkkk....
males liat muka gw apa takut???
sebodo ah...

-=Out=-

18 April 2007

Alo…

Boring banget…
Pagi2 bangun liat laptop tapi download-an Jomblo smuanya stuck…
Pertama gw kira si Tambi cabut2 kabel lagi…
Taunya Souzon gw…
Hehehe…
Emang Netnya aja yang down malem tadi…

Ni hari nyebelin banget tu Tambi…
Tadi pake acara ganti2 Findings di Work Order lage…
Uda gw jadi Grammar Editor skarang malah nambah gw yang banyak benerin…
Mendingan gw bikin sendiri tadi…

Huh!

Malesin banget…
And pemirsa….
Eng-ing-eng…
Dia masih tetep blom cuci coverall and smua2nya kali…

Huh.

Makin hari makin bau aja…
Gak tau apa Lee So Wa uda ngomong ama Medic and Safety Officer pa blom…
pa susahnya sih…
Tinggal taruh Laundry didepan kamar trus dicuci-in ama Laundry Boy…
Uda itu di Iron dikit2 juga lagi…
Damn…
Dasar jorok…

Huh.

Boring to the Max…
Counting days to sign-off 4 days more dude.

-=Out=-

Baru dapat berita baru nih…
Kayaknya ntar gw pulai ndiri…
Nadai orang pulai sama….
Heng mo ditarik ke 332….
Lim pulang ntar pas British uda nyampe lagi…
Berarti Abang Mudin ku bakalan stuck lagi disini…
Bisa2 ini kali terakhir gw liat Mudin di Radio Room 264…

Gw pulang ndiri juga tetep pulang…
Kalo gak ntar bisa nyangkut lebih lama lagi…
Aaaahhhhh….
Wad a boring trip back to Mumbai…
Let see how it goes…
The trip last time was alright even though I was bored to dead.
Kita liat aja dah…

-=Out=-

20 April 20, 2007

Hello man…

Masih tetep boring gw nya…
Si India masih and makin bau…
Pada gak mandi and coverall masih gak dicuci…
Gak pernah nanya knapa and gw juga males…
Makin hari gw duduk nya makin jauh dari dia…
Bener2 cobaan Ya Allah…
Bete dah pokoknya…
2 hari lagi gw balik ke darat…
Cihuuuyyy…
Akhirnya..

Huh!

Bosen banget gw trip ini kali…
Kmaren pas rame temen gw balik…
Skarang gak da orang gw naik and boring nya minta ampyun…

Aktifitas malam di sini gak banyak…
Selain nonton DVD or TV and ngobrol ama crew2 yang lain…
Jadi seperti biasa salah satu channel favorite gw ya Discovery…
Anjrit…
Makin gw nonton makin benci aja gw ma Amerika…

Jadi gini…

Ada satu segment yang di potong2 jadi beberapa episode tentang Future Weapons…
Trus di situ semuanya future weapons yang super cangih and deadly itu di uji coba ama amerika…
And eng-ing-eng…
Tempat uji cobanya adalah di Perang melawan Taliban di Afghanistan dan melawan Saddam di Iraq…

Wow…

Sungguh luar biasa kurang ajar…
Di situ juga ada beberapa prajurit yang ngomong pas di episode fighter and bomber jet…
Dia ngomong kalo gak ada ini bomber gak mungkin bisa menang di Iraq kmaren…
God damn Amerika man…
Bosen gw liatnya…
Kira2 negara mana lagi yang akan jadi play ground uji coba senjata Amerika yaaaa?
Mungkin Iran kali…
Subhanallah…
Mudah2 Allah membalas smua perbuatan mereka yang kejam itu…

Skarang yang ada di pikiran gw cuman mo pulang krumah aja…
Tapi mungkin pas awal2 May baru bisa balik ke Pinang…
Soalnya Weekend pertama gw harus balik ke Singapore…
Ada kerjaan dikit…
Mungkin juga pas skalian off sbelum brangkat lagi…
Gak tau ah…
Pokoknya skarang mikirnya buat pulang aja…
Pulai…Kaban…Balik…Sign Off….

-=Out=-

Went to meet up with the new Superintendent Mr. Carl Neil Hull…
Nah lo bingung pan mau manggil apa…
Carl, Neil atau Hull…
Hhahaha…
Mangnya Hull kapal kali yak…

Tau ah…

Orangnya baik koq…
Gw pas naik and ngeliat ada Henry and Willie uda seneng…
Gampang dah dapet rekom dari ini orang bedua…
Well gak pasti banget tentang Henry…
Tapi Willie 90% confirm…
Hehehe…
Udah dulu ah…
Mo idupin bisep and trisep dulu…
Udah hampir seminggu libur ini otot…
-=Out=-

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