13 February 2004`
It mIghT HavE ciRcuLate all AroUnG E WorLd bUt i Jux WaN tO PuT uP fOr MeMorY I GueEs...!!!
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:
>> >>BOY : May I hold your hand? >>GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
>> >>GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! >>BOY : You love me...
>> >>GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? >>BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
>> >>GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. >>BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
>> >>GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. >>BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
>> >>BOY : I love you and I could die for you! >>GIRL : How soon??
>> >>BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! >>GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
>> >>SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? >>TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
>> >>MAN : You remind me of the sea. >>WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? >>MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
>> >>WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out >>of the other. >>HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
>> >>MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, >>Peter? >>PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
>> >> Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" >>Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
>> >> Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" >>Pupil : "The moon". >>Teacher : "Why?" >>Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the >>sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
>> >> Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" >>Pupil : "A teacher".
>> >> Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" >>Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
>> >> My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
>> >> Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" >>Sam : "It's a family tradition". >>Teacher : "What do you mean?" >>Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". >>Teacher : "What about your mother?" >>Sam : "She's a woman".
>> >> Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?" >>David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
>> >> Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" >>Student : "Brotherly love".
>> >> Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" >>Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
>> >> Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" >>Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
>> >> Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" >>One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
>> >> Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" >>One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
